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NARRATOR: Happifun Rec-Deck...
SCHLOCK: I'll stop fighting! Just help Shep!
ENNESBY: Sergeant, no! It's too late to
SFX: KICK!
PAU: Negotiate?
Yes. Far too late.
SFX: Ommminous hummmmm
KATHRYN: I couldn't agree more.
SFX: THOOOOM!
SFX: ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE ABLATE
ENNESBY: Wow. They're like popcorn.
SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
KATHRYN: Weak simile. These have to be popped twice.